by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"Flintstones"

Sunstone, come to Sunstone
It's the breeding ground of heresy
Mormon Intellectuals
There will lead you to apostasy.

Famous intellectuals you'll meet
Learn the latest nonsense at their feet
When you come to Sunstone
Have a hairy-heresy time

- - - BREAK - - -

Sunstone, come to Sunstone
It's the breeding ground of heresy
Mormon Intellectuals
There will lead you to apostasy.

Famous intellectuals you'll meet
Learn the latest nonsense at their feet
When you come to Sunstone
Have a hairy-heresy time

Apostasy time
We'll have a gay old time.