O Dialogue!
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"O Tannebaum"

O Dialogue, O Dialogue!
How faithless are thy pages.
O Dialogue, O Dialogue!
Filled with dissenting rages.

Once you were read by true Mormons,
Now your name's an oxymoron.
Once Dialogue, now Monologue,
How boring are thy pages!