MORMONS AWAY!
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"Anchors Aweigh"
(with apologies to the U.S. Navy)

Mormons away, my friends, Mormons away!
Farewell to Joseph Smith and all the ones they sway!
To their last night on earth, a word of prayer
That they may disappear and leave just only us a-standin' there!