FROM THE MALLS OF SALT LAKE CITY
by
Anonymous

Sung to the tune of
"From the Halls of Montezuma"
(with apologies to the U.S. Marine Corps)

From the malls of Salt Lake City
     To the latest open house.
We shall fight the nitty-gritty,
     Never quiet as a mouse.
We must fight against the faithful
     Of the Mormon Hierarchy.
We shall never think of logic
     As we try to make them see.