Fun, Fun, Fun
by
Anonymous

To the tune of
"Fun, Fun, Fun"

Dedicated to Dr. Daniel C. Peterson

Well you get a PC and you start your own ministry now
(You shouldn't have lied, no you shouldn't have lied)
And you forget all about the library, writing new history now.
(You shouldn't have lied, no you shouldn't have lied)
All your anti-Mormon schlock you are printing just as fast as can be now.
And you'll have fun, fun, fun, ‘til mean Danny blows your pamphlets
   away!
(Fun, fun, fun, til mean Danny blows your pamphlets awa-ay!)

You go out to the conference and hand out all of your tracts now
(We all could have cried, yes, we all could have cried)
Try to get all the Saints to break the cov’nants they made for their Faith
   now
(We all could have cried, yes, we all could have cried)
Get your name in the paper as the greatest anti-Mormon alive now
And you'll have fun, fun, fun, ‘til mean Danny blows your pamphlets
   away!
(Fun, fun, fun, til mean Danny blows your pamphlets awa-ay!)

(Break)

Now in your old age you look back on your mud-slinging life now
(You should have a cry, yes, you should have a cry)
Contemplating the waste all those years fighting God represent now
(You should have a cry, yes, you should have a cry)
And you’ll go to your maker and have to explain what you did now
but you had fun, fun, fun, ‘til mean Danny blew your pamphlets away!
(Fun, fun, fun, til mean Danny blew your pamphlet awa-ay!)
(Fun, fun, fun, til mean Danny blew your pamphlet awa-ay!)