“Mean and Nasty” FARMS

April 19th, 2009

Introduction

For many years cultural Mormons and critics of the LDS Church have repeatedly trotted out something they believe to be the defining point of LDS Apologists and specifically evidence that FARMS (now the Neal A. Maxwell Institute for Religious Scholarship) is mean and nasty. The critics claim that much of what FARMS writes is ad hominem (we link to the definition because it seems those making such claims do not really understand the meaning of the phrase.) As recently as March, 2009, these people have brought up the issue again.

The issue is an acrostic that was included in a FARMS Review from 1994. Louis (Lou) Midgley discusses this issue and the absurdity of it continually being used to bash FARMS instead of actually attempting to deal with the writings of some 230 authors that have been published in the FARMS Review over the years. Lou asked that his response be posted on the LDS-Library list where the issue was being hashed over yet again. Although much discussion has ensued, to the best of our knowledge, no one has as yet responded to the points Lou makes. What a shame for those who represent themselves to be superior to the rest of us “mean and nasty” people.

On a personal note, I would like to make two points:

  1. My copy of that issue of FARMS Review does not contain the acrostic, and
  2. The acrostic certainly did not affect my opinion of Brent Metcalfe.

Posted by permission of Lou Midgley:

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—– Original Message —–
From: “Louis Midgley” <
l.midgley@comcast.net>
To: <
fairapol@lists.fairlds.org>
Sent: Wednesday, March 18, 2009 12:29 PM
Subject: [FAIRapol] A request…

Would someone please post on that Library list, with my name attached, the following [Request accomplished]:

Brent Metcalfe and some others have made a big fuss about an acrostic that appeared (or sort of appeared) in an essay by Bill Hamblin entitled “An Apologist for the Critics: Brent Lee Metcalfe’s Assumptions and Methodologies,” Review of Books on the Book of Mormon 6/4 (1994): 434-523. I suspect that one or two on this list have used this incident as a way of avoiding having to deal with the contents of the most recent issue of the FARMS Review. This sort of thing has been going on for fifteen years.

In 1994, an entire issue of the Review was devoted to a careful critical commentary on Metcalfe’s New Approaches to the Book of Mormon (Signature Books, 1993), with one additional essay by Bill Hamblin examining the essay by Brent Metcalfe, which had been published in 1993 in Dialogue. In that essay, Brent had argued, among other things, that the hosts of inverted parallelisms that are clearly in the Book of Mormon are merely accidental. To test this proposition, Hamblin fashioned an acrostic consisting of the first letter of each full paragraph that read “Metcalfe is Butthead.” The point of doing that, in addition to having a bit of quite harmless fun, was to demonstrate that complicated literary devices are not accidental but must be intentional. Hamblin obviously consciously contrived that acrostic. But no one would have ever noticed it unless its author pointed it out, which Brent chose to do for his own reasons.

Hamblin fashioned that acrostic for the purpose of demonstrating that Metcalfe’s assertion about chiasmus in the Book of Mormon is simply wrong-that is, that those inverted parallelisms simply cannot be accidental any more that “Metcalfe is Butthead” was accidental. But this point has never once been addressed by those who seek to divert attention from an intellectually interesting issue to an essentially lame joke.

Now I agree with those who at the time were involved with what was called FARMS that the particular message buried in that acrostic was tasteless and inappropriate. I also wish to apologize for whatever real, and not merely imagined offense, this might have been to Brent. All of those involved with the old FARMS and now the Maxwell Institute, of course, deeply regret any emotional strain this put upon Brent by that acrostic, and everyone regrets the choice of a popular cartoon figure that has provided critics an excuse for not addressing any of the relevant arguments, analysis or evidence offered by Hamblin in his essay responding to Brent’s essay in Dialogue or any of the other essays responding to Brent’s book contained in that 650 page issue of the Review. It turns out that it would have been much more effective for Hamblin to have fashioned an acrostic that would have read something like “Metcalfe is a fine fellow.” If Hamblin had done that, then it would have been a bit more difficult to bawl about that acrostic that didn’t really appear fifteen years ago. The fact that, when it was discovered, a very serious effort was made to suppress it, shows the good intentions of all involved in the publication of the Review. And it would have been slightly more difficult, but not impossible, given the passions involved, for those who are deeply troubled to find faithful Latter-day Saints defending their faith to use that acrostic as an excuse for bushing aside the essays authored by at least 230 authors that have appeared in the twenty years the Review has been published. But, given the passions involved, I am also confident that some other reason would be trotted out to justify their current stance on their former faith.

I want my remarks to be read as my abject apology for the inclusion of a tasteless cartoon figure in that acrostic. I am confident that I speak for others currently involved with the Maxwell Institute. But I also insist that what was behind that incident involved a serious intellectual issue that has still not been addressed by critics of the Book of Mormon.

Faith Promoting Rumors: Worthy or Worthless?

March 19th, 2009

By Stan Barker

Many years ago, as a young returned missionary, I often visited an LDS bookstore in Mesa, AZ where I enjoyed browsing for books to add to my library. I was therefore well acquainted with those who worked there. On one occasion, one of them informed me that a friend had told her about two young returned missionaries in the Phoenix area whose Patriarchal Blessings told them that they were to be the two special witnesses spoken of in the book of Revelation (New Testament) who were to testify and then die in the streets of Jerusalem (Rev. 11.3 & D.&C. 77:15). Since I had heard similar rumors relating to entirely different missionaries both during my mission and after my return, I strongly doubted the authenticity of the rumor. I challenged her to go back to her source to verify the information. A couple of weeks later, when I was visiting the store she approached me and said that I was right: The information simply could not be verified. I then explained to her that from all such rumors that I had heard there must be 10 - 20 missionaries who were to be the two witnesses in Jerusalem.

Since we at SHIELDS have taken upon ourselves the responsibility to research such rumors, to the best of our time and ability, we have received many inquiries about them. We have found that only about one rumor in every 10 can be verified as true.

Why do Mormons like to pass around such rumors? I suppose it is partly because they feel it is faith promoting (read: testimony building). But is it? What of those rumors where people have believed them, thinking they have increased their own faith, only to later find out that the rumor is untrue? Take a look at our Hoaxes page to discover just how many false rumors have made the rounds (this is just a small listing of the queries we receive). We have at least one example of critics cooking up a rumor to pass around in an attempt to make Mormons look silly. Fortunately, we at SHIELDS were able to nip it in the bud. It would be wise to consider the possibility that what you are passing around just might have been invented by some ill-intentioned mind. Should our testimonies and the strength of them be based on rumors? Doesn’t that seem silly and weak? It is. We have received better instructions from the Lord on how to obtain and strengthen our testimonies. Let’s trust Him instead.

So, what good are faith-promoting rumors? No good. They are worthless. Ignore them. They really don’t help a soul. In many cases they can actually harm a weak testimony. Don’t pass them around!

Additional Note (added 10 April 2006): We have added excerpts from a Letter from the First Presidency that has application to passing around rumors. It can be found in our Hoaxes section on SHIELDS, or by clicking here.

Originally posted June 30 2006. Reposted 19 March 2009 due to changing Internet hosts.

Book of Mormon Archaeology

March 18th, 2009

by Stan Barker with additional comments by Malin Jacobs

Critics of the Book of Mormon seem to feel that unless one can show that it is supported by archaeological evidence, it can’t be true. But are the critics really the ones who are being disingenuous? I think so, and here’s why.

Most critics think little of the efforts by FARMS. Some will say, those “FARMSboys” are so mean and nasty that you can’t trust anything they write, “their work isn’t peer-reviewed” and “they are not world-recognized scholars.” Such statements are not arguments, but are merely attempts to ”save” people from dealing with the facts. Few, if any, of the critics themselves have the academic credentials to peer review the work of, or to pass judgment on, the academic status and abilities of the FARMS authors. This is sort of like having Simon Southerton pass judgment on the academic background and abilities of the late Pierre Grassé of whom Theodosius Dobzhansky said “Now one can disagree with Grassé but not ignore him. He is the most distinguished of French zoologists, the editor of the 28 volumes of Traite de Zoologie, author of numerous original investigations, and ex-president of the Academie des Sciences. His knowledge of the living world is encyclopedic.”

I’ve read virtually everything in FARMS Reviews that so-called Mormon intellectuals or “cultural Mormons” consider to be mean and nasty. By making these outlandish claims, those “intellectual” folks avoid having to deal with the issues. Very rarely have I seen a critic actually address an issue, and quite often critics brag that they don’t even read the FARMS stuff! In my opinion, that is the pinnacle of hypocrisy, and such critics ought to just slink away in shame. This situation would be hilarious, except that many people are fooled into thinking the critics have presented evidence and analysis, when in reality they have provided nothing but smoke and mirrors.

There is plenty of excellent material available to truth-seekers dealing with archaeological evidence for the Book of Mormon. For a starting point, let me recommend the article by John E. Clark, “Archaeology, Relics, and Book of Mormon Belief,” in the Journal of Book of Mormon Studies, 14/2: 38-49 (FARMS, 2005), which may be accessed online by clicking here (for Adobe .pdf format) or here (.html format). This article goes a long way toward addressing the critics’ silly claims and ludicrous stipulations on the subject. To Bro. Clark, we say “KUDOS!”

Originally posted July 1, 2006. Reposted 18 March 2009 due to changing Internet hosts.